A pun, quote and a thought

found these in my email and couldn't resist sharing :)

Pun:
A man drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes Bends

Quote:
If you wait, all that happens is you get older

Thought:
True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost.